THE HEADLINE NEWS

Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
.KAR file by Ken Vong (shampoo@unix.infoserve.net)

Once there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore
And brought along his spraypaint

And when he finally came back
He... had... cane marks all over his bottom

He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so... hard...

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Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be
A figure skating champion

And when she finally made it
She... saw... some other girl who was better

So she hired some guy
To club her in the knee... cap....

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They got paid for their soundbites
And sold their TV, movie rights

Then there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night

That she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to

He... found... that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it, it had always just
Been... there....

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They got paid for their soundbites
And sold their TV, movie rights

They got paid for their soundbites
And sold their TV, mov

Lead Vox

Back Vox

Piano

Acous Gui

SynthStrn

FretlessB

Crash Cym

Ride Cymb

Open HiHa

Clsd HiHa

Snare

Rim Shot

Toms

Kick

Soft karaoke
Words