I Think I'm a Clone Now

Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic
.KAR file by Ken Vong (shampoo@unix.infoserve.net)

Isn't it strange? Feels like I'm looking in the mirror
What would people say if only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan

Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish late one night

They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human
egg and so I say:

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down

Look at the way we go out walking close together
I guess you could say I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began

They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night

Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down

I think I'm a clone now
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town

I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every pair of genes is a hand me down

Look at the way we go out walking close together
I guess you could say I'm really beside myself
I still remember how it began

They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night

Without a mother or a father
Just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a hangin' around

I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down

I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now

'Cuz every pair of genes is a hand me down
I think I'm a clone now

That's my genes twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cuz every chromosome is a hand me down

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