Mr. Mustard, Polythene Pam & She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

The Beatles
Sequenced by : William mcDonald
Kar'ed by : Gilbert Orlandi

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park.
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper.
Sleeps in a hole in the road.
Saving up to buy some clothes.
Keeps a tenbob note up his nose.
Such a mean old man!
Such a mean old man!

His sister Pam works in a shop.
She never stops, she's a gogetter.
Takes him out to look at the queen.
Only place that he's ever been.
Always shouts out something obscene.
Such a dirty old man!
Dirty old man!

Well, you should see polythene Pam!
She's so good looking but she looks like a man.
Well, you sho-uld see her in drag dressed
in her polythene bag.
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.
She's a killerdiller when
she's dress-ed to the hilt.
She's the kind of girl that
makes the "News of the world!"
Yes, you could say she
was attractively built.
yeah, yeah, yeah!

She came in through the bathroom window,
protected by a silver spoon.
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
by the banks of her own lagoon.

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday;
Tuesdays on the phone to me.

She said she'd always been a dancer,
She worked at fifteen clubs a day.
And though she thought I knew the answer;
Well, I knew what I could not say.
And so I quit the P'lice Department,
And got myself a steady job.

And though she tried her best to help me,
She could steal but she could not rob.

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sundays on the phone to Monday;
Tuesdays on the phone to me.
Oh, yeah!

Soft karaoke
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