I AM THE WALRUS

The Beatles
(Lennon/McCartney)

I am he as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come

Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody tuesday
man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob

Mister city policeman sitting
pretty little policeman in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
see how they run
I'm crying - I'm crying, I'm crying - I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dogs eye

Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,
if the sun don't come you get a tan from
standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

Expert texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you?
Ho ho ho hi hi hi ha ha ha!

See how they smile like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

Lyrics entered by Patrick Matte

Soft Karaoke
Words
String Ensemble
Acoustic Bass
String Ensemble
String Ensemble
Chorused Piano
Pad 5 (bowed)
Acoustic Piano
Drums