Honey I'm Home

Shania Twain

THE CAR WON'T START,
IT'S FALLIN' APART

I WAS LATE FOR WORK
AND THE BOSS GOT SMART

MY PANTY LINE SHOWS,
GOT A RUN IN MY HOSE

MY HAIR WENT FLAT,
(spoken)MAN I HATE THAT

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
THINGS COULDN'T
GET WORSE

I REALIZED
I FORGET MY PURSE

WITH ALL THIS STRESS
I MUST CONFESS

THIS COULD BE WORSE
THAN P. M. S.

THIS JOB AIN'T WORTH
THE PAY

CAN'T WAIT
'TILL THE END OF THE DAY

HEY, HONEY I'M ON MY WAY
HEY, HEY HHHAY

HONEY, I'M HOME AND,
I HAD A HARD DAY

POUR ME A COLD ONE
AND, OH, BY THE WAY

YA RUB MY FEET,
GET ME SOMETHING
TO EAT

FIX ME UP
MY FAVORITE TREAT

HONEY, I'M BACK
MY HEAD'S KILLIN' ME

I NEED TO RELAX
AND WATCH T. V.

GET OFF THE PHONE,
GIVE THE DOG A BONE

HEY, HEY
HONEY, I'M HOME

I BROKE A NAIL
OPENIN' THE MAIL

I CURSED OUT LOUD
'CAUSE IT HURT LIKE HELL

THIS JOB'S A PAIN,
IT'S SO MUNDANE

IT SURE DON'T
STIMULATE MY BRAIN

THIS JOB
AIN'T WORTH THE PAIN

CAN'T WAIT
'TILL THE END OF THE DAY

HEY, HONEY
I'M ON MY WAY
HEY, HEY HHHAY

HONEY, I'M HOME AND,
I HAD A HARD DAY

POUR ME A COLD ONE
AND, OH, BY THE WAY

YA RUB MY FEET,
GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT

FIX ME UP
MY FAVORITE TREAT

HONEY, I'M BACK
MY HEAD'S KILLIN' ME

I NEED TO RELAX
AND WATCH T. V.

GET OFF THE PHONE,
GIVE THE DOG A BONE

HEY, HEY
HONEY, I'M HOME

(spoken)OH, RUB MY NECK,
WILL YOU?

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY

HONEY, I'M HOME
AND, I HAD A HARD DAY

POUR ME A COLD ONE
AND, OH, BY THE WAY

YA RUB MY FEET,
GET ME SOMETHING
TO EAT

FIX ME UP MY
FAVORITE TREAT

HONEY, I'M BACK
MY HEAD'S KILLIN' ME

I NEED TO RELAX
AND WATCH T. V.

GET OFF THE PHONE,
GIVE THE DOG A BONE

HEY, HEY
HONEY, I'M HOME
I'M HOME,

(spoken)OH,
THAT FEELS MUCH BETTER

HONEY, I'M HOME
Soft karaoke
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